Re: 1st Mosin, 3rd gun.
Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:27 am
You married guys have to master this method for getting rifles into and out of the house.
First you carry empty rifle boxes out to the car through the kitchen when going to a rifle show like they had something in them. This may entail loading the car the night before because she has to see them go out the door. If she asks you say well I have some candidates for trading.
Next when you come home with anything new she has to see the now heavy rifle box come back in the door. If she asks how did you do you look glum and say not too good. This is only good if you have your own money source which she can not normally see. Now if she does you bought a bayonet or two for trade fodder. She has to also see this big backpack you carry in with nothing in it to explain where the bayonets were upon coming home. So every bit of ammo you buy has to go in there too.
You need a couple of safes to move things around in and they have to be where you only have can get into them. Periodically you overload one and leave the door open so she sees that so she thinks all of them are full. You have to buy at least one safe ahead to make sure you have space to put the new purchases. When she catches on you plead insanity or get a divorce. This has worked for me so it is battle tested! Did I mention I am single now by the way? This is one of the major reasons I no longer have a C&R license too because she can ask for and get the logbook when she says that is enough. Now she knows the reason you are always broke and can take half of your collections values in straight cash.
As I said this method works and is battle tested! Bill![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)
First you carry empty rifle boxes out to the car through the kitchen when going to a rifle show like they had something in them. This may entail loading the car the night before because she has to see them go out the door. If she asks you say well I have some candidates for trading.
Next when you come home with anything new she has to see the now heavy rifle box come back in the door. If she asks how did you do you look glum and say not too good. This is only good if you have your own money source which she can not normally see. Now if she does you bought a bayonet or two for trade fodder. She has to also see this big backpack you carry in with nothing in it to explain where the bayonets were upon coming home. So every bit of ammo you buy has to go in there too.
You need a couple of safes to move things around in and they have to be where you only have can get into them. Periodically you overload one and leave the door open so she sees that so she thinks all of them are full. You have to buy at least one safe ahead to make sure you have space to put the new purchases. When she catches on you plead insanity or get a divorce. This has worked for me so it is battle tested! Did I mention I am single now by the way? This is one of the major reasons I no longer have a C&R license too because she can ask for and get the logbook when she says that is enough. Now she knows the reason you are always broke and can take half of your collections values in straight cash.
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As I said this method works and is battle tested! Bill
![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_e_wink.gif)