Monday -
Wife: I’ve been cleaning out my closet and going to donate some clothing.
Husband: Why not just throw them away, it’s easier?
Wife: Because there are a lot of needy and starving people people who could use my clothing.
Husband: Honey, anyone who could wear your clothing isn’t starving.
Wednesday -
Update: Husband is recovering nicely at the hospital.
thoughtful husband......
Re: thoughtful husband......
An oldie but still brings a smile
Damn, I'll bet that's going to leave a mark! Probably hurt too!
"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
"When I die, I want to be facing my enemies surrounded by their dead bodies and piles of spent brass"
"Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain
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"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
"When I die, I want to be facing my enemies surrounded by their dead bodies and piles of spent brass"
"Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain
804
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Re: thoughtful husband......
Leave it as it is. The ages have been at work on it and man can only mar it.
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
Theodore Roosevelt
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